Moe Speaks: Killing the Vacuum

Mom cleaned house today. I like it when she cleans becuase that means I get to attack the vacuum. I growl at it and grab it with my teeth and today I actually picked part of it up off the floor. Mom said she read an article the other day about how to make me stop, but what the writer suggested was really mean and she would never do that to me. 

Secretly, I think Mom doesn't like the vacuum much either.