Moe Speaks: I Found My Stocking

Mom tried to pull one over on me today, but I caught her in the act and got a tasty treat in the process.

Porter has told me all about this Santa guy. He comes on Christmas and leaves you a stocking full of treats. I think Mom was trying to trick Santa into thinking my stocking was already full or something, because she put a big red doggie candy cane inside it yesterday. Luckily I caught the candy cane with my nose as I was walking up the stairs. I snatched it right out and "disposed" of it right then and there. I thought I'd be nice and try to take the one that was in Porter's stocking too, but Mom caught me and moved it before I could snatch it.

Sheesh, silly Mom, thinking she could pull one over on me and Santa!