Moe Speaks: Too Smart

I've figured it out!

If I sit just right on a surface with just a little bit of an angle to it, like the couch...

...and if I tilt my back paw at just the right angle...

...and if I twist my head around like an owl...

...I can just barely scratch the top of my head, despite this wretched collar!

Mom says I'm going to drive her to drink someday.