Moe Speaks: I Know What Saturday Is

This morning Mom accused me of not knowing about Saturdays. 

I know what Saturday is. Saturday is the day that Mom gets to stay home with us because she doesn't have to go to Work. We dogpile in the big bed after Dad leaves, and Mom scratches my head while she reads. We hang out and watch TV and make breakfast. Sometimes we go for a nice walk or a trip to the dogpark. Saturday is my favorite day--I look forward to it all week!

Of couse, just because it's Saturday doesn't mean my morning potty and breakfast time should be latter. Afterall, if we don't get up early there will be less of Saturday for me to enjoy.