Moe Speaks: Getting Into Scrapes and Being a Good Dog

In the past few days I have . . . 

. . . rubbed a newly painted wall in a way that made me look like a skunk

. . . jumped all the way up on TOP of the kitchen counter
. . . to try to catch my rat
. . . who was unharmed

. . . jumped the outside fence
. . . twice
. . . but came back to Mom as soon as she called (I'm not stupid, she had treats!)