Could she try, um, actually reading the books?

Laura Mallory, Georgia mother of four and obvious non-fan of the Boy-Who-Lived, is forging forward with her case against Harry, telling the Georgia State School Board that the books foster school shootings.  (And this even though she admits she hasn't read the books because they're "too long".)

In the slightly modified words of my second favorite HP character who is no longer with us,

"Imagine wasting your time and energy persecuting [Harry Potter] when there are little toerags like [Mark Foley] on the loose."