Moe Speaks: Porter is Mean

She keeps stealing the squeaky toy that I got at my T-Test, and when I try and steal it back she gets all snarky. I keep trying to sneak up on her, or to get it back when she's not looking, but she's been taking it to bed with her and sleeping on it even. It's not fair!

And when I go tell Mom (or give her sad looks with my pretty brown eyes) Mom just says, "Sorry, little man, I don't mess with the pecking order around here, I only try to stay at the top of it."

(But, Mom did tell Porter that the toy wasn't allowed to go outside, so I did get to play for a few minutes while Port was pottying.)