Welcome to another edition of "things my two-year-old says that strike me funny". Shall we?
The power of Greyskull, or what?
Little Miss (deadly serious): Do you have the power?
Me: Um...yeah. I mean, yes....yes! I have the power!
Little Miss (even more serious): Good.
Holding a chocolate milk just purchased at Starbucks in her hand, less than a quarter of a mile away from Starbucks....
Little Miss: Can we go to Starbucks?
In which we've apparently listened to Taylor Swift too many times....
Me: How was school today?
Little Miss: Another drama drama.
She should be a professional shopper....
Sweet Husband: What do you think we should get Manga for her birthday?
Little Miss: A present. In a box.
Her "phone" is made of wood, so I sort of understand this one....
Little Miss: I need a new phone. This one is breakin' my brain.
In which I apparently gave birth to a steely-eyed, monster killer....
Little Miss: I got rid of the monster in my bed. I took him alive, but he's gone now.
Farewell to the grocery store clerk....
Little Miss: Have a nice day! I love you! Sweet dreams!
Happy Tuesday, my loves!