The Kid (licking ketchup off a chunk of bratwurst): Can I have these vitamins all the time?
The Kid: You should come see the dirt by the mat. You're gonna say JEE-SUS CHRIST!
The Kid: Are we gonna have pizza tomorrow?
Me: Maybe, yes.
The Kid: But, like, the normal pizza from the pizza shop, right?
What he ate, August 1, 2015:
(I've been holding onto this for awhile, but I need to document it for posterity.)
(Also, we were traveling that day, so don't judge.)
- 3 scrambled eggs, "cold bread", "sprinkle" cheese
- goldfish crackers and cranberries
- pumpkin bread
- 2 slices cheese pizza
- ice cream
- Chipotle kid's meal
- beef jerky
- KIND bar
- small McDonald's french fry
- mini chocolate ice cream cone
Where does it all go? And can I get a little of that metabolism, please?