No self-confidence problems with this one:
"Hey Mom, I'm really happy for you...because I love you."
With thanks to Mr. Walt Disney:
"I think daddy might be my true love."
I'll remind him of this in six months when she's stealing his trains:
"It just breaks my heart when my little sister cries."
I have no idea what any of this was about:
[Yelling] "Mommy, you're a N-A-S-P-R!" [*Slams door*]
[Heard through the door] "Oh my goodness, what have I done? What have I done?"
[Contritely, through a crack in the door] "Mommy, I'm so very, very sorry."
A wise rule of thumb:
"If you're in love with someone, then you should always ask your mom or dad if you can live with them."
Last, but not least, apropos of how we're scaring him for life:
The Kid: Tell me who loves me
Me: Mama loves you and Dada loves you and Little Miss loves you and Moe-moe loves you and the chickens love you...
The Kid: Yes, except the ones that are dead.