Notes from the First Trimester #4: My Baby Wants Pickles and Crackers


"Why did Dada go inside?" the Kid asked as we waited in the car in the Dillions parking lot.

Me:  "He went to get some grapes."

The Kid:  "Why is he getting grapes?"

Me:  "Because the baby is hungry for them!"

The Kid:  "Why does she want grapes?"

Me:  "I don't know.  That's just what she wants."

The Kid (pointing to his belly):  "My baby wants crackers and pickles."

The Kid, to his dada, after consuming pickles, crackers, and a few of my grapes:  "My baby feels better now.  Did you know I have three babies in here?!"