"Why did Dada go inside?" the Kid asked as we waited in the car in the Dillions parking lot.
Me: "He went to get some grapes."
The Kid: "Why is he getting grapes?"
Me: "Because the baby is hungry for them!"
The Kid: "Why does she want grapes?"
Me: "I don't know. That's just what she wants."
The Kid (pointing to his belly): "My baby wants crackers and pickles."
The Kid, to his dada, after consuming pickles, crackers, and a few of my grapes: "My baby feels better now. Did you know I have three babies in here?!"