Wednesday Poll: A Poetic Stump Speech

Because a) I'm starting to feel more comfortable just throwing questions out there on any old day, and b) as a consequence the idea of only doing so on Wednesdays is getting a little constraining--this will be my last official Wednesday poll.  And since we're at less than a week until the election, a little game to go out with a bang. 

For this week's poll:

Write a poetic tribute to the presidential candidate of your choice.  It can be a haiku, a limerick, whatever--just make sure it includes some form of linguistic cleverness.  Please note, I said a "tribute to your candidate".  In other words, the point is to say what you love about your nominee, not what you don't like about the other guy (or gal)--play nice!

Comment and discuss.