To My Very Dear Non-Lawyer Family, Friends, Random Acquaintances

While I'm very fond of most of you already, our future interactions will be much better if you read and understand this:

What It’s Like Defending ‘The Guilty’: Thoughts From a Criminal Defense Attorney

(Go now please.  I'll wait.)

Yeah, and I just have to reiterate this one bit 'cause it cracks me up:

“So, you try to get them off on technicalities?”

“Otherwise known as constitutional protections.”

“Tomato; to-mah-to.”

“More like tomato; garbanzo.”

“Wait a minute. Tomatoes aren’t the same as garbanzos.”


(Via S.)