We have a problem. Mom and Dad--mostly Dad 'cause, lets face it, he's the enforcer--have been half-heartedly "training" me to sleep in "the dog bed". A short visual demonstration is necessary to explain the scope of this problem.
See this? This is my bed. (D'ya hear that? MINE!)
This is Porter's bed.
This is the dog bed.
Now tell me, seriously, which of these beds would you chose to sleep in?
But, just so you all don't get too worried, please know that Mom and Dad's resolve weakens to nothing once they've been asleep for a bit. While I do have to start each night in the dog bed, my bed is retaken quickly as soon as they start to snore.