Moe Speaks: I Am Not a Goat


While I do admit that I like to be carried and held every now and then--up to bed when I'm sleepy, under Mom's sweater when I'm cold--I am firmly stating here and now that this type of carrying is inappropriate Dad, very inappropriate for my status as supreme being of my house.  

I am a dog and a Welsh Terrier--two qualities that make me one of the finest creatures on this earth.  I can't just be slung over your shoulder like any old livestock!