An Entirely No-Sew Backyard Banner

I was having poor luck with the sewing machine Sunday afternoon.  It was the first time I'd tried quilting on it, and I just don't think my little $75 Brother is up to the task.  It was shaking so badly I thought it was going to explode.

So, I put it away and decided to no-sew instead.

As you are all (painfully) aware, I'm kinda into banners.  And when I saw this one the other day draped across a back yard, I decided that I must have one.  But it involved sewing, and as we have established, I was done with sewing for the day.  

What to do?  What to do?  How about something like this?

See, instead of sewing I just cut out big squares of fabric, folded them into triangles, and tied the ends together.  Then I strategically tied it to my clothesline in a few places to make it nice and drapey.

Voila!  A no-sew banner to make the yard festive for Spring!